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From "Pavlov's Mice," after Pinky has kicked him into the cage bars while doing his Russian dance
P: Gee, Brain, what are you doing over there?
B: Pondering your afterlife, Pinky.

From "Pavlov's Mice," after getting stepped on by a horse
B: That was unpleasant.

From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain," after walking into a doorframe
B: This is a pain which is going to linger.

From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain," after (again) walking into a doorframe
B: Yes! This pain will definitely be with me.

From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain"
B: Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.

From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain"
B: It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.
P: You have no idea.

From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain," to Pinky, while on stilts
B: If I could reach you, I would hurt you.

From "Bubba Bo Bob Brain," entering a bus station
Ticket Saleslady: You're a tall drink of water, aint'cha darlin'?
B: Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts.

From ???, after whacking Pinky with a test tube
B: I feel cleansed.

From "Jockey for Position," after Pinky sees a similarly stupid looking horse
B: Dear God, they're multiplying.

From "Opportunity Knox"
B: Yes, Pinky, that's it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen.

From "Opportunity Knox," after being squashed by a gold ingot
B: I am in intense pain.

From "When Mice Ruled the Earth"
B: Some mice have more evolving to do than others.

From "The Helpinky Formula," responding to a suggestion from Pinky
B: Brilliant, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?

From "The Helpinky Formula"
B: Remember, I'm not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I'm also a mouse planning world domination.

From "Meet John Brain"
B: Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.

From "Puppet Rulers," introducing himself to TV land
B: And I am the Iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer... [whacked on head] but you may call me Noodle Noggin.

Ponderings